RUN!!!! I turn you into teddiursa by zapping u with my Poké-Ray©. What do you do?

I takee your poke-ray and turn my self into a groudon and crush you what do you do....

I violate the rules of physics and flat as a pancake, i'm still alive :D
I put you in a hat and you come out as a fluffy bunny what do u do?

I bite your hand. You're stuck on a ski lift. What do you do?

ride it. I push you off a cliff what do you do

I climb up the clift and kick you what do you do......

Catch your foot and toss you off of the cliff. An avalanche is coming straight at you. What do you do?

I jump in a little hole in the cliff and avoid the avalance than I pick up a bunny sap it with my evil-ray and it bites your hand off what do you do...

I kill the bunny, gut it, and reattach my hand. Millions of zombies have cornered you and you have no weapons. What do you do?

A zombie turned into a store and I go in a buy a acx I chop all the zombies heads off and then chop yours off what do you do....

Nothing because you aren't capable of such a feat. Your mother starts showing your embarrassing baby pictures to your classmates. What do you do?

I take a shreader and shread them all than I take a pouch of flour and pour it in your eyes what do you do.....

I flush my eyes out with water. You're buried alive. What do you do?

call 911 and they come and help me and then they shot you with a gun what do you do.....

I receive medical attention and take the officer to court. You fall in a well. What do you do?

By the way, you do know you wouldn't get cell phone service 6 feet under the ground in the middle of nowhere, right? :P