Ray sits and facepalms. "Thank God I'm 40." He said.

"Yeah, I drank more than my age." Nikolai said.

Me and Blue had a very short Bar Rumble of whoever said "Ow" first lost, I won the fight

"You were only supposed to drink a tenth of your age." Ray said.

"So I drank 55 bottles of Vodka for nothin?" Nikolai asked.

Jeff starts drinking off the glasses one by one.

After 1 drink= He's speaking quickly, slightly slurred.
5= Yelling in a foreign language, wearing his fake mustache.
20= Tries to fit himself into the tiny glass.
50= Letting off enough electricity to power the world for a few weeks.
101= Fighting the urge to go limp.
102= He's in a freaking coma.

Keiji started on his first glass as soon as Jeff fell to the floor twitching like a cockroach.

"Aaaand he apparantly doesn't drink often." Ray said.

Keiji, on his third glass, says looking to Ray, "One, he's still 17 in his body development. Two, he's had a lot more drinks. Three, he drank too much too quickly. Is he laughing maniacally or is that just my ears ringing?"

"I think he's laughing." Ray said.

"They're out of Vodka." Nikolai said.

Keiji starts on glass number twelve. "There's other liquor," he says, feeling dizzy.

"But it's Vodka." Nikolai said.

Keiji put his elbow where Ryaku was drooling in his sleep. "What the--"

Nikolai laughed. "I'm going home to get my Vodka stash." He said and walked off.

Ryan was barfing and throwing glitter everywhere, and when the downpour stopped, "Rainbows and glitter!" Then he suddenly started vomiting again.

Ray left the bar. Nikolai came back with a suitcase for Vodka.

I walked into a airplane and crashed it 3 seconds after starting it somehow

Nikolai drank a milk jug full of Vodka.