Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
But I'm a juggalo, so it only made me laugh

"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! If you think Im a MISTAAAAAAAAAAKE JUST BREEEEEEEEAK!" I yellsing.

"Alright it's serious. Angus! Get over here you're a juggalo!"

Angus walks up singing

What can you do with a drunken hillbilly?
Cut his f**king eyes out and feed them to his Aunt Milly

"Your skeleton forgot to bring its backbone, next time pack it in your body bag. Your skeleton forgot to bring its backbone, your broken ribs are cracking me up." I sing.

Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, spah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em

"Your dead youre dead live the deadd beat life!" I sing.

It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a f**k
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!

"You got a fire underneath your feet. My life is fictional because of yo stupid h*es." I sing.

We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last

"Hatred is something that Im brought up to be, no everyones lookin at me, hope they know they wont get their satisfaction." I say, keeping up a smooth beat.

You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the f**kin room

Angus said, keeping the fast rap of ICP.

"Now youll feel the paain of my lighters flame, burnin at your feet Ill make it hard for you to sleep. Ill make you suffer till you lse your mind and ill make you feel pain till i take your life. Ive got an evil mind, I was taught just in time." I sing with a comeback.

Open your gift and what you will find
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget
It's not everyday that you get your skull split

Yami comes up and smacks Angus. "Talk is cheap, but my mind is rich." He sings. "Cuz all ya are is a pinup doll who dinks in the a.m. and f*cks in the p.m."

Angus cracks his neck. "I got a special one for you." He said.

Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his f**kin' tongue out the back of his cranium