I use Ice to freeze Young Edward where he was "Just so you don't get any Ideas" I say

"I'LL SAVE EVERYONE WITH MY RANDOMNESS!" I yelled, standing 'heroically' on a pile of pies with flying hamsters in the background.
(^awesomeness^)

(I think you just beat me at my own Random game...) I was on a Pile of Tetris Blocks, Most of which looked like Missing■no■, and a Bunch of randomness happened

Slipknot appeared.

"Unfreeze the boy." Corey said.

"kk." I say and remove the ice

Corey grabbed Edward and pulled him towards him. "Are you ready, kid?" Corey said.

"Ready as I'll ever be." Edward said.

Zack

"I'm gonna be THE PROTECTOR! Adventure Time!" I transform into Jake, then into Finn, then back into my Porygon2 pokemorph form.

"Do what I do." Corey said to Edward.

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on ahhHHHHHH!

"Well." I said

I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited as my times elapsed
Now all I do is live with so much fate

I wished for this, I b*tched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create

I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise

I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice

"Woah, Talk about a poem" I say, Blue, In the present, Transformed into a Strawberry for reasons unknown

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it

Put me back together or separate the skin from bone
Leave me all the pieces
Then you can leave me alone

Tell me the reality is better than the dream
But I've found out the hard way
Nothing is what it seems

"You make that up, or did someone write it?" I ask

(It's Slipknot, Hence Corey Taylor)

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it

All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane

All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane

I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it

All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane
All I've got, all I've got is insane

(Oh)
"Wow" I say