Edward read webcomics.

A cry of happiness explodes from Kid as the souls were his. "F*CK YOU MAKA!" He yells.

Edward checks his email. "No one." He said.

"I'm freeeeeee!" I say happily

Edward turned off his computer.

I transform into a cake "Oh come on!" I shout "Why do I keep turning into food!" I shout

Edward walked back outside.

Kid goes home and goes to sleep.

Lucas was sitting in the woods.

I was rambling how me transforming into different foods was completely unjustified and illogical, and my confusion made me a pie again

Matt and Ray were at a bar.

(I'm just trying to recap where all my characters are)

(Oh)

Blue came out Zack's butthole "Do I really want to know?" I ask Blue "Short easy way is gross, Scary Long way is better" Blue says

I burst out laughing.

"I'll have to take your word for that" I say "Though I can't confirm the Long Scary way being better cause Nessie won't just full out eat me, More or less King Dedede or Metroid Giant evil Worm styles me" I say "So she only allows the Short easy way?" Blue asks "Yeah" I say, shivering a bit

Johnathan was in his house.